Sunday 9 October 2011

TO THE LONGBOATS... THE MOST FAMOUS 'VIKING' OF ALL!


Alas, alack, woe is me!  I am cast down and utterly despondent.  Oh, despair!  And what is the reason for my melancholy mood, the more kindly amongst you may wonder.  I'll tell you.  As far as I'm aware, I've only ever been to Largs (in Ayrshire) three times in my life.  At least, that is to say I've holidayed there three times, but perhaps I've passed through or near to it over the years without being aware of the fact while in a friend's car en route to somewhere else.

The years I'm specifically referring to, however, are 1968, '69 & '71, when I was 9, 10 & 12 years old respectively.  On at least two occasions, my family attended The VIKING CINEMA in Largs, once to see Those MAGNIFICENT MEN In Their FLYING MACHINES and also, I think, The MAGNIFICENT SEVEN - though I can't recall which of the two we saw first, not that it matters.  (However, come to think of it, it's strange that both movies had the word 'magnificent' in the title.)

The Viking Cinema was a truly, er... magnificent art-deco establishment, with a sturdy mock-up of the prow of a Viking longship protruding from the front of the building.  I recall standing on it and thinking what it must've been like to sail the seven seas in days of yore, doing a spot of pillaging and... well, I was just a boy, so I was probably ignorant of the other activity for which Vikings were infamous, so we needn't go there.

Over the years, I've often thought back to those holidays, fully intending to revisit Largs again and once more stand on the deck of that prow and relive my boyhood memories.  Imagine my dismay then, when I learned only an hour or so ago, that The Viking Cinema closed on August 4th, 1973 (a mere two years after my last visit to Largs) and was demolished in 1983.  (Apparently it had been turned into a bottling plant in the intervening years between closure and demolition.)


Now, not only is it devastating to learn that a childhood landmark no longer exists, but that it ceased to exist so far back in time as to be separated from my actual experience of the place by only a metaphorical hair.  All the years that I've imagined it still functioning as a cinema (or, if closed, only having done so relatively recently), have all been based on nothing more than the ghost of a memory - a fantasy even.

Alas, alack, I may never again be able to stand on the deck of The Viking in actuality, but, in the coming years, I'll do so - often - in the evergreen and eternal land of memory.

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And, in case you were wondering why a Scottish town would have a Viking-themed cinema, it's because the long-haired rascals tried to invade us a few centuries back (October 2nd, 1263 to be exact) and we gave them a good gubbing.  (Thor's hammer, in the guise of a stick, must still have been lying in that cave in Norway, which is probably why he couldn't help them out.)  The cinema was in tribute to our well-deserved victory and their defeat - not that we like to rub it in or anything.

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Apparently, after being removed from the building, the ship's prow was taken to the Isle of Cumbrae and remained there for years. If anyone has any information as to whether it's still there or not, feel free to get in touch.

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Update: I finally revisited Largs in 2014.  You can read about my return to my three-time holiday haunt here
  

3 comments:

Dougie said...

I had completely forgotten about the longship outside the cinema even though I've been in Largs a few times in recent years. In 2004, I stayed in the Cathedral of the Isles while my pal Jason celebrated his birthday in Millport. All the guest rooms are named after Christian virtues; I didn't get "sobriety".

I seem to recall a silvery-grey rocket outside the amusement arcade in Largs. Can you supply any details about that?

B Smith said...

Also interesting that back then you could go to a cinema that showed films that had been released years before...somewhere along the line that kind of fell away

Kid said...

Dougie, now that you mention it, I have a vague recollection, but apart from a couple of comments about it on various sites, I haven't been able to track down a photo yet. I'll keep working on it.

B Smith, that was obviously before they'd been sold to television, and the advent of the video age. Until Dr No appeared on TV for the very first time in the mid-'70s, Bond movies (as an example) were still regularly screened in cinemas.

In fact, when the Bond movie catalogue was sold to TV, newspapers reported that cinemas weren't too happy about it because they still got big audiences whenever they showed one.



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