Tuesday, 12 January 2016

BABE OF THE DAY - PENELOPE CRUZ...



Here's the lovely PENELOPE, who had
trouble signing autographs recently when her pen
ran out of ink.  She bought a new one and it writes
smooth as silk.  Whenever she signs her moniker
now, she looks at her pen and says "Parker,
well done!"  (See what I did there?)

5 comments:

B Smith said...

Aaaargh - if you have a day job, please please don't give it up.

Kid said...

Whaddya mean? Penelope - Parker - well done. That's what I call a FAB pun.

Phil said...

Boooo..

Phil said...

Thank god you dont write for Beano, they'd have to fire you

Kid said...

Maybe if I'd written for The Dandy it might still be around.

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