Tuesday, 18 April 2017

BABE OF THE DAY - DALIAH LAVI...



So there I was at the dancing the other
night with the delectable DALIAH LAVI,
when she tries to make me jealous by cosying
up to another man.  Not that I was bothered,
'cos I was busy snogging the face off the sen-
sational SALMA HAYEK.  (Honest!  Why
doesn't anybody ever believe me?!)

16 comments:

TC said...

I believe you, Kid. I also believe that professional wrestling is real.

This pic looks like the Detainer ("I'm the new secret weapon...and I've just been perfected") from Casino Royale (1967). The movie was a mess, but Daliah was cool.

Kid said...

Of course professional wrestling is real, TC - I'm seen it on the telly. Daliah is one cool chick and one hot burd. (Which cancels each other out, so she's a happy medium. Like Doris Stokes used to be.)

Mike said...

I think you have a very active imagination....

Kid said...

Well, at least that's a polite way of putting it.

Mike said...

That's me, the polite Yank. I am married and my wife would kill me if I put that online,too, LOL. Not that i don't look forward to umm viewing these lasses.

Kid said...

Well, you're only human. (You ARE human - aren't you?)

Mike said...

Gee, look at my profile picture. I am ultimate in manly manliness, see.

Kid said...

Arnold might be - you I don't know about. I'll need two referees.

Mike said...

For that I will crush you like the little girlie man you are!

Kid said...

Huh! Where will you find 10 friends in a hurry? I'm the mightiest manly-man in the universe. And I've got a letter from my mum to prove it.

Mike said...

No way, Jose'! My mom said I was the baddest guy around! OK I don't have it in writing like you do, but how do I know your mom actually wrote it, huh, huh?

Kid said...

Your mom was right - you ARE the baddest - for telling porkies. However, I'M the mightiest. And what do you mean you don't have a note to prove it? You should have forged one like I did. (Oops!)

Mike said...

AHA! Um wait what the heck is a porkie??? I assume that is a charming Scottish word for f-ing lie, fib, untruth or if big enough, a whopper.

Kid said...

Correct. British (usually Cockney) rhyming slang for lie. Pork (or porkie) pie = lie.

TC said...

RIP, Daliah. (12 October 1942-3 May 2017)

Kid said...

That's a shame. She was only in her mid-'70s too.

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